A kid unknowingly ate Pule cheese (one of the world’s most expensive), and the friend’s parents sent them a bill. That’s one way to ghost a friendship.

2. Bonus Breakdown
A woman complained about getting a $200K bonus because it messed up her already-filed taxes. The struggle is real.

3. Private Jet… for Baseball
A self-proclaimed environmentalist flew on her dad’s private jet from NYC to Boston just to catch a game. That’s commitment (to irony).

4. Reverse at 60 MPH
Rich teen destroys a Jaguar trying to throw it in reverse at high speed. Gets a Porsche for Christmas. Naturally.

5. $20 Bed-Making Fee
College student gets paid $20 to make someone’s bed. Hustle culture meets trust fund.

6. The 7-Year-Old Tipper
A librarian helps a kid print. Kid tries to tip them. At 7. Let that sink in.

7. Cancun Crisis
Girl breaks down because her family is going to Cancun again for the holidays. Apparently, vacations need more variety.

8. Sunglasses Ballers
Two toddlers buy $1,000+ worth of designer sunglasses, then casually pay with wads of $100 bills. Future influencers?

9. Clothes? Wash Them?
One kid didn’t know you could wash clothes—he just bought new ones every time he needed a change.