A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
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Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his drink back and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”
One crisp morning in Dublin, Paddy O’Reilly was at the airport, about to board his flight to New York. Now, Paddy wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but he had a heart of gold and a knack for getting into strange situations.
