I caught my neighbor’s 7-year-old digging in my yard. I spoke to his mom and asked her to keep him in their yard.
She laughed and said he’s just a kid. Two days ago he broke one of my lights. I had enough, so I went and bought a set of solar-powered spotlights with motion sensors.
Honestly, I didn’t want to be that neighbor, but after weeks of finding broken flower beds, torn-up mulch, and even an empty juice box stuffed into my mailbox, I was fed up. I didn’t want to fight with anyone—I just wanted my space respected.
The boy’s name is Tayo. Cute kid, full of energy. But his energy was all over my yard. His mom, Kendra, acted like everything he did was adorable. “He’s exploring!” she said once, as I pointed out that he’d dug up two of my tulip bulbs.
After the light incident, I quietly installed the spotlights along the edge of my garden beds. They were subtle but effective—motion-activated and bright enough to stop a raccoon mid-step, let alone a 7-year-old adventurer.
Two nights after I set them up, the lights went off around 8:30 p.m. I peeked out the window and saw Tayo sprinting across my lawn, giggling like he was on an adventure. His mom’s voice followed behind him like a distant echo, “Tayo! Come back here!”