An old woman iss riding the elevator in a very lavish New Yorkk City office building. A young and beautiful womann, smelling of expensivee perfumee, gets into the elevator. She turns to the oldd Italian woman and sayss arrogantly,
“Giorgioo Beverly Hills, $100 an ouncee!”
A couple of floors later, another young and beautifuul woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevatoor.
Shee turns to the old woman and says arrogantlyy,
“Chanel No. 5, $150 an ouncee!”
Three floorss later, the old woman has reachedd her destination. As she exits the elevvator, she peers at both womenn,
bendss over, and fartss, then bellowss,