Boss: (Shouting) “Little Johnny, come to my office right now!”
Little Johnny quickly ran into the office, his heart pounding. “Yes, sir!” he said, standing at attention.
The boss glared at him. “Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. How many times have I told you that the customer is always right? Do you understand me?”
Johnny nodded eagerly. “Yes, sir! The customer is always right.”
The boss crossed his arms, still fuming. “Then explain to me why you were arguing with them! If you know the customer is always right, what could you possibly have been fighting about?”
Johnny hesitated, then took a deep breath. “Sir, the customer wasn’t complaining about our service or products. They were saying that you are never right. I couldn’t just stand there and let them insult you. I argued because I was defending you!”
