A man and a woman had been married for many years, and their arguments were the stuff of legend\u2014neighbors could hear their shouting matches well into the night.The old man would often yell, \u201cWhen I die, I\u2019ll dig my way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life!\u201dTheir neighbors were terrified of him, and frankly, he seemed to enjoy that reputation.<\/p>\n
Then, at the age of 98, the old man passed away.After the funeral, a few neighbors, still shaken, asked his wife, \u201cAren\u2019t you scared he might actually dig his way out and haunt you?\u201dShe answered calmly, \u201cLet him try. I had him buried upside down, and he\u2019d never ask for directions.Later in life, the same couple went camping together.<\/p>\n
They set up their tent beneath a star-filled sky and soon drifted off to sleep.In the middle of the night, the wife nudged her husband awake. \u201cLook at the stars,\u201d she said. \u201cTell me what you see.\u201dHe rubbed his eyes and replied, \u201cI see millions of stars.\u201d\u201cAnd what does that tell you?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n
He thought for a moment. \u201cWell, if there are millions of stars, and some of them have planets, then it\u2019s likely a few of those planets are like Earth. And if that\u2019s the case, then maybe there\u2019s life out there.\u201dThere was a pause before the wife sighed, \u201cNo, honey. It means someone stole our tent.\u201dLOL!Hope that gave you a smile\u2014have a great day! \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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