BRILLIANT WIFE!! \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\n
One morning, a wife walked into the kitchen and noticed a note sitting on the fridge. Curious, she picked it up and began to read\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cMy dear wife,<\/p>\n
You will surely understand that I have certain needs which, at the age of 57, you are no longer able to fulfill. Please know that I am still very happy with you and truly appreciate everything you\u2019ve been as a wife.<\/p>\n
That said, after you read this letter, I hope you won\u2019t take it the wrong way when I tell you that I will be spending the evening with my 19-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.<\/p>\n
Please don\u2019t be upset\u2014I will be back home before midnight.\u201d<\/p>\n
The wife stood there for a moment, processing every word. She didn\u2019t argue. She didn\u2019t call. She simply folded the note and went on with her day.<\/p>\n
Later that night, when the husband finally returned home\u2014slightly later than he promised\u2014he found a neatly written note waiting for him on the dining table.<\/p>\n
He picked it up.<\/p>\n
My dear husband,<\/p>\n
I received your letter, and I want to thank you for your honesty regarding my age of 57. However, I would also like to remind you that you are, in fact, 57 as well.<\/p>\n
As you know, I teach mathematics at our local college. While you are reading this, I am currently at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael\u2014one of my students, who also happens to be the assistant tennis coach.<\/p>\n
He is young, energetic, and, just like your secretary\u2026 he is 19 years old.<\/p>\n
Now, being the successful businessman you are, and someone with a solid understanding of numbers, you will surely appreciate this simple calculation:<\/p>\n
19 goes into 57 far more times than 57 goes into 19.<\/p>\n
So, based on that logic\u2026 I won\u2019t be home until sometime tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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