{"id":42845,"date":"2026-04-13T14:49:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T14:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=42845"},"modified":"2026-04-13T14:49:43","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T14:49:43","slug":"midnight-call-confusion-that-will-leave-you-in-stitches-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=42845","title":{"rendered":"Midnight Call Confusion That Will Leave You in Stitches!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.<br \/>\nThe wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and said,\u201cHow should I know?<br \/>\nThat\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d and hung up.<br \/>\nCurious, the husband said, \u201cWho was that?<\/p>\n<p>And his lovely wife replies,\u2026.\u201cLate-Night Phone Call Leaves Husband and Wife in Hysterics!\u201d<br \/>\nIn an unexpected twist during a quiet night, a married couple was jolted awake at 2 a.m. by a mysterious phone call.<br \/>\nThe wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,<br \/>\n\u201cHow should I know? That\u2019s 200 miles from here!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious.<br \/>\n\u201cWho was that?\u201d he asked.<br \/>\nWithout missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,<br \/>\n\u201cHow would I know? Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!\u201dREAD MORE BELOW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (a blonde) picked up the phone, listened for a moment, and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":42846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42847,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42845\/revisions\/42847"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/42846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}