A Horrible Book. A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and, screaming, said, \u201cI have a complaint!\u201d
\n\u201cHow can i help you?\u201d said the librarian looking up at her. \u201cI borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!\u201d<\/p>\n
Puzzled by her complaint, the librarian asked: \u201cWhat was wrong with it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt had way too many characters and there was no plot!\u201d said the blonde.<\/p>\n
\u201cAhhhhh,\u201d nodded the librarian. \u201cSo you\u2019re the person who took our phone book.\u201d<\/p>\n
A guy asked a girl in a university library:
\n\u201cDo you mind if I sit beside you?\u201d<\/p>\n
The girl answered with a loud voice: \u201cI DON\u2019T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy\u2019s table and said: \u201cI study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.<\/p>\n
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
The guy responded with a loud voice: \u201c$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT\u2019S TOO MUCH!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears: \u201cI study law, and I know how to screw people.\u201d<\/p>\n
A not-so-smart person
\nwalks up to the counter and says: \u201cI\u2019d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke.\u201d<\/p>\n
The man behind the counter says \u201cLook around!<\/p>\n
This is a LIBRARY!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, how silly of me.\u201d says the person. She then begins whispering, \u201cI\u2019d like a cheeseburger, fries and a diet coke\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
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A police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house
\nA police car pulled up in front of Grandma Bessie\u2019s house, and out stepped Grandpa Morris. The officer politely explained, \u201cMa\u2019am, your husband said he got lost in the park and couldn\u2019t find his way home.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grandma Bessie stared at Morris and said, \u201cLost?<\/p>\n
You\u2019ve been going to that park for 30 years! How\u2019d you get lost today?\u201d<\/p>\n
Leaning in close so the officer couldn\u2019t hear, Grandpa whispered, \u201cI wasn\u2019t lost. I was just too tired to walk home.\u201d<\/p>\n
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
\nA policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks.<\/p>\n
The story doesn\u2019t end here \u2014 it continues on the next page.
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