{"id":32126,"date":"2026-01-12T23:35:46","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T23:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=32126"},"modified":"2026-01-12T23:35:46","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T23:35:46","slug":"show-him-your-badge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=32126","title":{"rendered":"Show Him Your Badge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher..<\/p>\n<p>He tells the rancher, \u201cI need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The rancher says, \u201cOkay , but do not go in that field over there,\u201d as he points out the location.<\/p>\n<p>The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, \u201cMister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSee this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish\u2026. On any land..<\/p>\n<p>No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? \u201d<br \/>\nThe rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.<\/p>\n<p>A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher\u2019s big Santa Gertrudis Bull\u2026<\/p>\n<p>With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he\u2019ll get gored before he reaches safety.<\/p>\n<p>The officer is clearly terrified.<\/p>\n<p>The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs\u2026<br \/>\n\u201cYour badge\u2026 Show him your badge!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, \u201cI need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":32127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32128,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32126\/revisions\/32128"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}