A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane.
\nKeep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic<\/p>\n
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
\nThe stewardess asked the Muslim if he\u2019d like a drink.
\nHe replied in disgust,<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!\u201d
\nPaddy handed his drink back and said,
\n\u201cMe too, I didn\u2019t know we had a choice!\u201d<\/p>\n
One crisp morning in Dublin, Paddy O\u2019Reilly was at the airport, about to board his flight to New York. Now, Paddy wasn\u2019t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, but he had a heart of gold and a knack for getting into strange situations.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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