{"id":23887,"date":"2025-11-01T16:24:43","date_gmt":"2025-11-01T16:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=23887"},"modified":"2025-11-01T16:24:43","modified_gmt":"2025-11-01T16:24:43","slug":"yesterday-i-bought-some-regular-sausage-at-the-store-nothing-special-just-wanted-to-make-myself-a-couple-of-sandwiches-at-home-i-cut-a-few-pieces-ate-them-and-put-the-rest-in-the-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=23887","title":{"rendered":"Yesterday I bought some regular sausage at the store\u2014nothing special, just wanted to make myself a couple of sandwiches. At home, I cut a few pieces, ate them, and put the rest in the fridge. Everything was fine. \ud83e\udd14 Then in the morning, I decided to make breakfast, took out the same sausage, grabbed a knife, and suddenly realized it was cutting strangely, as if there was something hard inside. I thought maybe it was frozen. But when I cut another piece, the knife got stuck. I looked and was stunned: something was shining right in the middle of the sausage. \ud83d\ude31 At first, I thought it was a piece of metal. I started poking around, and suddenly, from the pink mass, I pulled out\u2026 a flash drive. A regular flash drive, several gigabytes in size. \ud83d\ude32 I shuddered with disgust\u2014I\u2019d already eaten this sausage! How could a flash drive end up inside a factory-made product, and not the cheapest one at that? But curiosity overcame disgust. I turned on the computer, inserted the flash drive, and froze at what was on it. \ud83e\udd14 I gave the details in the first comment, but you be more careful. \ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The narrator recounts a seemingly ordinary grocery trip that took a disturbing turn. They bought a pack of regular sausages, ate a few pieces, and stored the rest in the refrigerator overnight. Nothing seemed unusual at first. However, the next morning,<\/p>\n<p>while preparing breakfast, the knife struck something unexpectedly hard inside one of the sausages. Thinking it might be frozen, the narrator tried slicing again, only to feel the same resistance.<\/p>\n<p>Upon closer inspection, they noticed something metallic glinting from within. Carefully cutting open the sausage, they discovered a USB flash drive embedded<\/p>\n<p>in the meat. Shock and disgust set in as they realized they had already eaten from the same package. The idea that a foreign object could be sealed inside store-bought food was unsettling and inexplicable. READ MORE BELOW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The narrator recounts a seemingly ordinary grocery trip that took a disturbing turn. They bought a pack of regular sausages, ate a few pieces, and stored the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":23888,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23889,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23887\/revisions\/23889"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/23888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}