{"id":17314,"date":"2025-09-06T06:58:14","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T06:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=17314"},"modified":"2025-09-06T06:58:14","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T06:58:14","slug":"little-johnnys-clever-argument-that-surprised-his-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=17314","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Clever Argument That Surprised His Boss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boss: (Shouting) \u201cLittle Johnny, come to my office right now!\u201d<br \/>\nLittle Johnny quickly ran into the office, his heart pounding. \u201cYes, sir!\u201d he said, standing at attention.<br \/>\nThe boss glared at him. \u201cJohnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. How many times have I told you that the customer is always right? Do you understand me?\u201d<br \/>\nJohnny nodded eagerly. \u201cYes, sir! The customer is always right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boss crossed his arms, still fuming. \u201cThen explain to me why you were arguing with them! If you know the customer is always right, what could you possibly have been fighting about?\u201d<br \/>\nJohnny hesitated, then took a deep breath. \u201cSir, the customer wasn\u2019t complaining about our service or products. They were saying that you are never right. I couldn\u2019t just stand there and let them insult you. I argued because I was defending you!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boss: (Shouting) \u201cLittle Johnny, come to my office right now!\u201d Little Johnny quickly ran into the office, his heart pounding. \u201cYes, sir!\u201d he said, standing at attention&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17315,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17314"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17316,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17314\/revisions\/17316"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}