Finally! Blonde Men Jokes That Will Make You Laugh<\/p>\n
Blonde men have long been the subject of playful jokes. Here are some classic examples that are sure to get a chuckle.<\/p>\n
Shampoo Confusion<\/p>\n
A blonde man is in the bathroom when his wife calls:<\/p>\n
\u201cDid you find the shampoo?\u201d
\nHe replies, hesitating:<\/p>\n
The \u201cDo Not Bend\u201d Letter<\/p>\n
A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat. The envelope reads:<\/p>\n
\u201cDO NOT BEND\u201d
\nHe spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick it up without bending it.<\/p>\n
The Phone Call Panic<\/p>\n
A blonde man calls frantically:<\/p>\n
\u201cMy wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!\u201d
\nThe doctor asks calmly:<\/p>\n
\u201cIs this her first child?\u201d
\nHe shouts back:<\/p>\n
\u201cNo! This is her husband!\u201d
\nThese jokes play on misunderstandings and literal thinking. While lighthearted, they\u2019ve been shared for generations for a simple reason \u2014 they make people laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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