On her very first day at a new school, a little girl walked into class. The teacher smiled and asked, \u201cSweetie, what\u2019s your name?\u201d The girl proudly replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d The whole class burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
The teacher shook her head and said, \u201cThat can\u2019t be right. You\u2019d better go see the principal and clear this up.\u201dSo the little girl marched down the hallway, introducing herself to everyone she passed:
\n\u201cHi, I\u2019m Happy Butt!\u201d<\/p>\n
By the time she reached the principal\u2019s office, half the school was whispering about the new girl with the silly name.The principal looked up from his desk. \u201cWell hello, young lady. And what\u2019s your name?\u201d Without missing a beat, she said again: \u201cHappy Butt!\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal sighed, picked up the phone, and called her mother.After a short conversation, he hung up and leaned across the desk.Honey,\u201d he said kindly, \u201cyour name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.\u201dThe little girl grinned from ear to ear and shouted:\u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt \u2014 what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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