{"id":1317,"date":"2025-04-02T05:49:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T05:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2025-04-02T05:49:33","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T05:49:33","slug":"wife-cra-shes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"Wife Cra shes Car Again\u2014Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife had another car mishap today. When the police arrived, she was all riled up, insisting the man she hit was completely reckless.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was on his phone!\u201d she fumed. \u201cAnd to top it off, he was sitting there, drinking a beer!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife had another car mishap today. When the police arrived, she was all riled up, insisting the man she hit was completely reckless. \u201cHe was on&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1318,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1319,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/1319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedailyglow.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}