Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.<\/p>\n
Husband: do I look like a gardener?<\/p>\n
wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
\nHusband: do I look like a carpenter?\u2026..
\nThen husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
\nHusband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself\u2026!<\/p>\n
wife: no its not me.<\/p>\n
husband: who then!<\/p>\n
wife: our neighbor<\/p>\n
husband: you paid him how much?<\/p>\n
wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex\u2026.<\/p>\n
husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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