At 52, I thought I\u2019d seen every stunt in the book when it came to flirtatious women and their wandering eyes. I\u2019d been married three decades. I\u2019d seen the winks. The \u201caccidental\u201d touches. The little sighs that said, \u201cI wish my husband were more like yours.\u201d<\/p>\n
But nothing \u2014 and I mean nothing \u2014 prepared me for Amber.<\/p>\n
Let me back up. Three months ago, a moving truck rolled into the quiet cul-de-sac where my husband Andy and I have lived for over 20 years. And out stepped trouble in heels.<\/p>\n
She was 25. Blonde. Fresh off a suspiciously short-lived marriage to a man nearly 50 years her senior \u2014 poor Mr. Patterson, who now lived alone in a retirement condo after she \u201ctook what she needed\u201d and vanished.<\/p>\n
So now, Amber had a house she didn\u2019t pay for, a closet full of yoga pants, and an attitude that screamed: \u201cYour husband\u2019s next.\u201d<\/p>\n
Oh Andy, Come Look at Our New Neighbor!\u201d<\/p>\n
Andy peeked out the window. \u201cWell\u2026 she\u2019s young.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s trouble,\u201d I said flatly. \u201cMark my words<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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